The Village Idiot
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OLD MENU
Last verified or updated by the venue on 20th May 2026.
This menu is a sample menu designed to showcase what the restaurant offers & it may differ from the exact menu available. Kindly contact the restaurant if you have any questions.
STARTERS & SNACKS
Biltong & Local Charcuterie Board
With cashew nuts, cranberry jam and roosterkoek
R 170.00
Say Cheese Please
Local artisanal cheese, marinated mixed olives, orange marmalade and roosterkoek
R 160.00
Snack Basket
Salt & vinegar halloumi, samoosas, olives and pumpkin fritters
R 110.00
Samoosas with Chutney
Malay chicken / butternut / spiced mince / cheese & corn
R 60.00
Cajun Calamari
Flash fried and served with homemade tartar sauce
R 100.00
Hot or Not Taxi Wings
Marinated with sticky brandy braai sauce
R 95.00
Tata Ma Chance Pork Ribs
With sticky brandy basting
R 130.00
Jalapeno Poppers with Ranch
Jalapenos stuffed with 3 cheeses, deep fried in a breadcrumb crust
R 100.00
SALAD
Village Salad
Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, roasted butternut, corn, pickled onion & olives with honey mustard dressing
R 80.00
MAIN MEALS
Cajun Calamari
Flash fried and served with homemade tartar sauce, coleslaw and side of choice
R 240.00
Beer Battered Hake
Flash fried hake served with homemade tartar sauce, coleslaw and side of choice
R 150.00
Hot or Not Taxi Wings
Marinated with sticky brandy braai sauce, served with coleslaw and side of choice
R 180.00
Tata Ma Chance Pork Ribs
With sticky brandy basting, served with coleslaw and side of choice
R 260.00
Braai Board
Chicken wings, sirloin steak, boerewors, chakalaka and corn on the cob, served with coleslaw and side of choice
R 220.00
Deluxe Braai Board ( not included with Meal Deal )
Lamb sausage, chicken wings, sirloin, ribs, chakalaka and two sides of your choice
R 320.00
Larney Mac & Cheese
Mozzarella & Cheddar with white truffle, topped with grilled Brie
R 125.00
West Coast Mussel Pot
Mussels steamed in coconut milk, lemongrass and ginger, served with roosterkoek
R 185.00
Sosatie
From R 120.00
BURGERS & SIDES
Boerie Burger
Boerewors patty topped with caramelized chutney onion marmalade, served with coleslaw and side of choice
R 150.00
Chicken Burger
Chicken breast grilled in sticky brandy basting topped with chopped peppadew sambal, served with coleslaw and side of choice
R 140.00
Braaied Vegan Burger
Grilled Aubergine, red onion & peppadew sambal, aubergine pate, lettuce & tomato served with pumpkin fritters
R 130.00
TATA MA SIDES
Ordered individually
Sweet potato fries
Potato fries
Corn on cob with Chakalaka
Coleslaw
Pap and Chakalaka
Side salad
Potato fries
Corn on cob with Chakalaka
Coleslaw
Pap and Chakalaka
Side salad
R 35.00
PARTY PLATTERS
Snack Attack
Samoosas, salt and vinegar halloumi, chicken wings, jalapeno poppers, feta and herb pita
R 400.00
Munchie Madness
Mac and cheese cups, hake goujons, chicken wings, boerie and pap skewers with chakalaka, feta and herb pita
R 450.00
Carnivore Cravings
Cajun chicken kebabs, ribs in sticky brandy basting, plankie steak, boerie and cheese arancini, corn on the cob, chips and sweet potato chips
R 500.00
PIZZA
Homemade napoli, cheddar and mozzarella
Margarita
R 80.00
Herbivore
Peppadew, artichoke, olives
R 100.00
Chicken / Nkuku
Grilled chicken, peppadew, feta
R 110.00
Steak / Nyama
Sirloin strips, caramelized onion, mushroom
R 120.00
Vegan
Artichoke, peppadew, rosa tomato, olives & pesto
R 100.00
SWEETS
Chocolate Brownie
With Rooibos ice cream
R 75.00
Koeksisters
With Amarula Custard
R 65.00
MENU
Last verified or updated by the venue on 20th May 2026.
This menu is a sample menu designed to showcase what the restaurant offers & it may differ from the exact menu available. Kindly contact the restaurant if you have any questions.
BAR SNACKS
Two roosterkoeke, apricot butter
R 45.00
Dalewood Cheese board, preserves & bread
R 200.00
Richard Bosman charcuterie board, pickles & bread
R 200.00
Chili & lemon marinated kalamata olives
R 60.00
Bowl of biltong
R 85.00
Fried mozzarella sticks, sheba (4)
R 75.00
Chili poppers, ranch (4)
R 85.00
Fried artichokes, aioli
R 65.00
BASKET CASE
Beer-battered hake & chips, tartar sauce
R 165.00
Crumbed calamari & chips, tartar sauce
R 185.00
Wors case scenario
cheese grillers, chips & pickles.
R 150.00
Chip roll
fully loaded with bacon, pickles & cheddar.
R 120.00
Crumbed mushrooms, chips & garlic butter
R 135.00
Hot or Not Chicken wings, chips & pickles
R 150.00
Fryer’s special
samoosas, daltjies, chips & samosa sauce.
R 180.00
Sweet & sticky spare ribs & chips
R 235.00
Chicken sosaties & chips
R 150.00
Sirloin steak strips & chips
R 170.00
Three beef sliders & chips
R 185.00
Three chicken sliders & chips
R 175.00
SALADS
Caesar
anchovy, bacon, croutons & parmesan.
R 110.00
Chunky Greek
no leaves, like it should be.
R 125.00
Chickpea
feta, chili, cucumber & lemon dressing.
R 110.00
PIZZA
Margherita
mozzarella, basil & tomato.
R 100.00
Tropical Pig
bacon, banana & confit garlic.
R 120.00
Gatsby Pepperoni
a slapper, it’s big, plan on sharing.
R 170.00
Bosveld Blues
biltong, blue cheese & green fig.
R 165.00
Veggie Bru
artichoke, olive, tomato & basil pesto.
R 145.00
GRILLS
Includes a Sauce Sides sold seperately
300g Sirloin steak
plankie vleis.
R 175.00
Hans-wors bord
three wors: cheese grillers, pork banger & boerewors.
R 125.00
Sweet & sticky spare ribs
R 180.00
Braai Bord
steak, wors, wings & ribs.
R 425.00
Flame-grilled peri-peri chicken legs
R 135.00
Steak prego roll, fried egg
R 140.00
Boerie burger
double cheddar, pickles & tomato smoor.
R 125.00
Grilled chicken burger
cheddar, lettuce, aioli & pickles.
R 125.00
Vegetarian burger
chickpea & mushroom patty, cheddar, lettuce & tomato smoor.
R 125.00
SAUCES
Peppercorn
R 35.00
Chimichurri
R 25.00
Peri-peri
R 25.00
Café de Paris butter
R 30.00
Tartar Sauce
R 25.00
Ranch
R 25.00
SIDES
Double-fried chips
R 50.00
Cheesy pap & sheba
R 45.00
Mustard-dressed leaves
R 50.00
Sweet potato wedges
R 50.00
PLATTERS - SERVES 4
Cheese & Charcuterie
biltong, olives, bread & pickles.
R 450.00
Vegetarian
mozzarella sticks, crumbed mushrooms, fried artichokes, daltjies, olives & ranch.
R 350.00
Meat
wings, ribs, cheese grillers, chicken sosaties & plankie vleis.
R 700.00
Ocean
fried hake, calamari, tartar sauce, chips & lemon.
R 380.00
Slider
beef & chicken.
R 350.00
SWEETS
Ice cream with chocolate sauce
R 65.00
Deep-fried Snickers bar with ice cream
R 90.00
Cup of cheesecake
R 95.00
Mug of malva pudding with Amarula custard
R 90.00
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